Greenhouse Gas Found in Asthma Puffers to be Banned within the Decade

As bushfire related smoke hazes cover Australian capital cities, many Australians are reaching for asthma puffers more often than usual.

Research has discovered there is a potent greenhouse gas contained in asthma puffers which is contributing to the global carbon footprint.

(INSERT EYEROLL HERE ) The greenhouse gas is due to be banned from the puffers within the decade, since cow farts are too difficult to control…

Something has to give… (INSERT ANOTHER EYEROLL HERE )

Scientists are scrambling to find a replacement chemical which will be compatible with the puffer before the current gas is phased out.

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